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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Who is the hottest?

{This is not a true story. I just made it up after watching a porno clip on my mobile phone}


In our town fiesta’s beauty pageant, the bored all-male panel of judges decided to give an extra award aside from the usual Ms. Congeniality, best in swimsuit, etc. They called it the “Hottie Award.” The contestants must show what it takes to be hot & wild – in their own way.

Some contestants do dirty pole dancing, others do sexy catwalks. Some show their buttocks tattoo.

But there’s this one not-so-sexy contestant wearing a Filipiniana gown, just casually walk in front of the judges, smiled and exit the stage.

She won the hottie award.

Explanation on the comments section.





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Yodi Insigne
Yodi de Veas Insigne is one of those delusional sorts who imagines himself a useful contributor to the greater blogosphere (Well, that's what he's trying to accomplish).

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